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Love It or Leave Aussie Pack!
- $ 42.00
Show love for your country with our Australia - You Don't Love It, Leave! Products! This product set features a t-shirt, apron and beer can holder with the Love It or Leave slogan - plus an all over Australian Flag adjustable cap to top it off!

Men's Hornbag Gift Set!
- $ 25.20
A gift for the frisky boy - three naughty gifts to show where his interests lie! This pack includes two funny but rude men's t-shirts and a beer can holder to keep his brew cold.

Skeleton Tie Dye T-Shirt - Double Sided (Glow Inks)
- $ 25.60
Our unique and popular glow in the dark Skeleton t-shirt is double-sided and is so real looking that you are bound to get a few second looks when you're wearing it!

Time For Rehab Pack!
- $ 34.80
A funny gift pack for anyone who loves a night out - our Time for Rehab Gift Pack! It features three funny drinking t-shirts and a beer can cooler/stubby holder too!

Aussie Yobbo Stubbie Holder
- $ 4.00
This beer can holder features the great Aussie Yobbo design! It gives an almost scientific rundown of what a "yobbo" is, complete with Holden ute, beer can and bullie - a great gift for any Aussie guy!

Ned Kelly Gang Stubbie Holder
- $ 4.00
This Kelly Gang Stubby / Beer Can Holder features photos of the members of the Kelly Gang and Ned Kelly himself together on a black background. A great souvenir of Australia's most renowned outlaw.

Black & White Tuxedo T-Shirt
- $ 12.00
This tuxedo t-shirt features the classic Tuxedo print, when only the best will do! Perfect for weddings.. um, parties or just every day wear! We recommend our Tuxedo T-Shirts for sports awards nights, bucks parties, work parties and other team events - grab tuxedo t-shirts for your entire group and save on postage!

Buy This Man a Beer T-Shirt
- $ 12.00
This funny t-shirt is just perfect for wearing to the RSL / Pub - Buy This Man a Beer! A great gift for boyfriend, husband or dad for father's day, birthdays or just anytime.

Aussie Gold Mens Singlet
- $ 12.00
Our Aussie Gold singlet features the good old green and gold - Aussie sports colours. Wear it to a sporting event or any day where you need to show your colours! It features a kangaroo and the southern cross with AUSTRALIA printed down the side.

Aussie Yobbo Singlet (Black)
- $ 12.00
This black singlet features a hilarious design for the typical Australian male - it gives an almost scientific rundown of what a "yobbo" is, complete with Holden ute, beer can and bullie - a great singlet for any Aussie guy!
   

Yobman stubbie holder

- Keeps your beer cold and keeps your hand warm. A collector's item, made in Australia, aussieyobbo.com stubbie holder can be all yours. It is not individually numbered. It states clearly on the side of it "I'm working on me beer gut". A quality product made from only the finest wet-suit material. And of course it only comes in 'tough guy' black. Don't be a dickhead and buy one today. One size fits all.

Just send your email address with details and we will bill you with paypal. Price includes postage to anywhere in the world.

email: thedickhead (at) aussieyobbo.com

durable

keeps beer cold

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