OK, well the truth is that in Australia, there are 22,000 less guys than girls (between 25yrs and 44). The odds are even better for us men when you consider there are probably more gay men than women - although groups of girls are now commonly seen hugging and kissing each other in trendy bars. The problem is, that in general, the girls are more educated and are lead to believe they should be 'shopping up' for a man (slightly older and even more educated) rather than going out with a yobbo (supposedly shopping down). Once they realise there is no-one up there (apart from almighty) women will start flooding to the everyday aussie yobbo. Throw in a bit more propaganda from the authorities about us all needing to breed more, and the floodgates will open. So c'mon lads, remain positive as the odds are in your favour. Don't wear the checked shirt and thongs with socks this Saturday night. Put the good stuff on. Make 'em think they're 'shopping up' for the night. We don't wannem all to be saying to each other "Les bi friends". Save them from themselves - today !!!!!!!
| If you were a tree I'd love to be your root. |
| Nice legs, I wonder what time they open! |
| If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
| See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. |
| I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm closer I see heaven in your eyes. |
| If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. |
| So what haven't you been told tonight? |
| Are you new in town? cause I could give you directions to my place. |
| Do you work for Australia Post? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. |
| What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine |
| You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. |
| (You could just be normal and say "hello" or "Whats your name?") |
WARNING
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target
unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now
available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs."
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units
of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men
are rendered helpless against this approach. After drinking Beer, men
often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them
the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life
savings, in a familiar scam nown as "A Relationship." It has been
reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to
entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and
punishment referred to as "Marriage." Apparently, men are much more
susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please forward this warning to every male you know. (And women with a
sense of humor!) If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the
predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with
venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking
encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
