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G'day buddy - Well bugger me, you found us.
  • Me and me mates put this web site together cause we thought that we'd show ya the real AUSTRALIA. Ya see we don't all wrestle crocodiles - and none of us drink Fosters!

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    We spend all income on beer, rendering this an insecure site - most unlike an Australian politician's superannuation. We also hardly ever update this website but don't really care so don't come back if you don't want to because we couldn't give a toss - you are a wanker for reading all this fineprint and getting all the way to here. If you go any further, you are a complete dickhead. Ok, so you are a complete dickhead - please, leave me alone or I'll have to keep typing this shite.

    watch out or I'll drop ya !